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Light Garden Lasagna

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IMAG0059It has been AGES since I posted in here but Lyle insisted I post this. I’m not even sure Lyle the Carnivore noticed this dish has no meat in it. We were both stuffed after one and a half small servings of this yumminess.

The first thing you do is, earlier in the day, take a package of frozen chopped spinach out of the freezer, unwrap it, and stick it in a large bowl to thaw out.

Cook 12 lasagna noodles according to package directions. Preheat your oven to 375°.

In a largish pan, saute together about six cups’ worth of your favorite chopped-up vegetables in a little olive oil. I used broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms, zucchini and carrots. Really, you could use practically any fresh vegetables you have around. Just cook them together until they’re done and season with some minced garlic and a little salt and pepper

Your spinach should be thawed out by now. Try to squeeze and drain as much of the water out of it as you can. Then stir in two cups of lowfat cottage cheese, and about two cups of grated part-skim mozzarella and/or swiss cheese

Spread a little homemade or commercial spaghetti sauce in the bottom of a rectangular glass cake pan, then layer in four of the cooked lasagna noodles. Sprinkle with half of the cheese mixture and half of the vegetable mixture, and top that with a little more sauce. Repeat that layer one more time, then finish with a final layer of noodles, a little more sauce, and a very light dusting of grated parmesan cheese

Cover with foil and bake for about 45 minutes. Here’s a trick: don’t take the foil off right away. If you let it sit for about ten minutes and cool off a little, you can remove the foil without taking the first layer of lasagna off with it!

This lasagna has probably a quarter of the calories of normal lasagna, and I promise you’ll never miss them. Lyle the Cow-Killer made a piggy of himself on this.

Sweet Potato Pie

mail.google.comThis makes a nice change from pumpkin pie at this time of year. Same idea, but a little different.

Make a graham cracker crust by crushing up a package of graham crackers (just one of the plastic sleeves,  not the whole box!) and mixing the crumbs with enough melted butter to make them stick together, and then press the mixture into the bottom and sides of a pie plate. Stick the crust into a 400° oven for maybe ten minutes, then take it out.

Peel and slice two big sweet potatoes and cook them in boiling water until they’re soft enough to mash up. Drain them, mash them, and then mix in a cup of milk, 3/4 cup of sugar, three eggs, and a nice big glug of maple-flavored syrup. Don’t waste your expensive real maple syrup on this one, you’ll never notice the difference, just use Mrs. Butterworth or something. Season with a little salt, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves.

Pour the filling into the pie crust and bake at 350° for an hour and fifteen minutes, or until a knife stuck in the center comes out clean.

Fresh Figs

Just kidding. I didn’t actually cook these, just grew them. But they were so pretty I had to show them off! In case you don’t know, growing them and then eating them is all you have to do to figs; just be sure to wait until they’re really ripe before you pick them. If they feel soggy and almost rotten, that’s when they’re perfect! Eat the whole thing, skin and all – although I usually throw the stem away.

Barley Cabbage Soup

I had to make up a name for this soup, so I picked two ingredients and named it that. It could have easily been called something else. Whatever, it came out delicious, perfect for these unseasonably cold days.

Brown one pound of ground pork in a little olive oil, along with one chopped-up onion. When it’s pretty much cooked, throw in some minced garlic and fresh thyme, then add a couple quarts of chicken broth. Bring it to a boil, throw in a couple handfuls of barley, some sliced mushrooms and some very thinly-sliced cabbage. Reduce heat and let it simmer until the barley is cooked, maybe a half-hour.

If you like things a little spicier, this is good with a couple teaspoons of hot salsa stirred in.

Canned Salsa II

Here is a variation of the last salsa recipe I posted. I think I liked this one a little better, actually. I also measured things differently so there wasn’t that business of having to count cups of things as I was chopping it up. Here’s what I did this time:

Fill a ten-quart bucket with tomatoes from the garden. Still don’t know what kind of tomatoes these are, but they’re great for sauce. Cut out the bad spots, slice them up into a big pot. You can chop everything pretty coarsely here, save some time, since it’s all going to get blended up anyway. Then chop up into the pot six onions, eight pasilla peppers, 15 serrano peppers, eight jalapeño peppers, and a bunch of cilantro. Add about two and a half cups of white vinegar, a couple tablespoons of salt and maybe a quarter cup minced garlic. Finally, toss in three canned chipotle chiles along with however much of the sauce happens to be sticking to them. Let the whole mixture simmer on the stove for an hour or so, then take your handy-dandy immersion blender and blend it all up until there’s no obvious huge chunks. Let it cook for awhile longer until it’s slightly reduced and thickened. Then throw it into your jars and process for 15 minutes in a boiling-water canner.

This salsa is very much like what you get along with your chips in Mexican restaurants. Lyle thought it was pleasantly hot and it made his nose run a bit; it might be just a tad intense for some. This batch made a little over eighteen pints.

Canned Spaghetti Sauce

It’s that time of year – all the tomatoes have started ripening at once! The most important thing is not to panic. I took one day’s worth of ripe tomatoes off our three plants and turned them into nine pints of spaghetti sauce, and I’ll be doing the same thing again a couple more times before the plants give out. Here’s how I do it:

Pick a big bucketful of tomatoes and rinse them off. Pour a nice big glug of olive oil into a large (tall, but not huge) soup kettle, and then throw in two chopped-up onions and saute them over medium-ish heat until they’re soft. Add a nice healthy dose of minced garlic, however much that is for you, and cook a little longer, then start chopping up your tomatoes and throwing them into the pot, removing stems and bad spots of course. To the tomatoes you should also add Italian seasoning, a few tablespoons of sugar, a little salt, and some crushed red pepper if you like. Cook and stir until the tomatoes get all disintegrated and soupy, then take your handy-dandy immersion blender and blend it all up in the pot. Don’t splash yourself with the boiling sauce – clumsy folk may want to let it cool off a little before blending!

At this point, those who are more fastidious than myself might want to put the sauce through a strainer to get rid of skins and seeds. I never bother, partly because it’s a big mess to do that, and partly because I like my sauce “rustic.” But you do what you like.

Now keep cooking the sauce over medium-lowish heat for a few hours or so until it’s reduced by about half. Then put it in jars – add a splash of lemon juice to each jar before filling it with the sauce. Process pints for 35 minutes in a boiling-water canner.

 

Soft Oatmeal Cookies

These are the ultimate comfort-food cookies, guaranteed to fix any bad day, PMS attack, relationship hurdle or mid-life crisis. We’ll just assume they’re calorie-free.

Combine one cup of raisins with one cup of water in a small pot and simmer over low heat for a few minutes, then turn it off and let it cool a bit.

In a big bowl mix together one and a half sticks of softened margarine, one and a half cups of white sugar, two eggs, and a splash of vanilla. Blend that all up until it’s smooth, then stir in a teaspoon each of baking powder, salt, cinnamon and cardamom. Mix that up good, then stir in two and a half cups of flour, two cups of old-fashioned oatmeal, the raisins with their liquid, and maybe half a package of chocolate chips.

Drop by teaspoonfuls on baking sheets lined with parchment paper. Bake at 375º for eight minutes. This recipe makes about sixty cookies; try not to eat them all in one sitting, no boyfriend is worth it!

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